Late one night in Washington DC a thief dressed in black jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. “Hand over all your money!” he shouted.
Outraged, the man shouted back, “You can’t do this—I’m a U.S. Congressman!”
“In that case,” demanded the robber, “give me back MY money!”
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Quote of the day
Be a hero. Always say, “I have no fear.” Tell this to everyone—“Have no fear.”— Swami Vivekananda